Well that didn’t go very well.
Please mentally send my mother some love and hope. She could use it.

dailyseinfeld:

JERRY: Hey what happened to you? You buzzed five minutes ago.ELAINE: There was a dog in front of the building and it spooked me. I couldn’t come in until he left. JERRY: A little white dog? ELAINE: Yeah.JERRY: Snowball? You were afraid of Snowball?ELAINE: I’m afraid of dogs now.JERRY: He’s like a squirrel.ELAINE: Well he frightened me.
(via The Glasses)
When I see my favorite food when I’m on a diet

whatshouldbetchescallme:

onefitmodel:

THIS

Never been more nervous in my life. This is going to be a long day.
Especially after such a long night.

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

(via skinnyydarling)

ohmygodbeautifulbitches:

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izhtiekz:

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sweetcuties:

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realitytvgifs:

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! BIRTHDAY GIFS ALL DAY!
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